Jokes
Why I had to change hotels last week?

Last week I checked into my hotel in Brisbane and was a bit lonely. I
thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like
escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!

I figured, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear
you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what
I really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in
your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!
Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line.'